Scene I: Light Side of the Moon, Moonman BaseEdit
Moonman 1: (listening to the Sith over the radio) I can't believe it, no government & the Sith are going to invade after 200 years of this.
Moonman 2: (listening to the radio) Listen, they're giving off a secret code through the radios
Radio: (unidentifiable code language) SERh25a^&(xXZ)@#$!HL2Osc\Sith/SERH2O$@&^*5
Moonman 3: Can someone translate the code
Moonman 4: +=!@#$%^&*()_+=!@#$%^&*()_+=
Moonman 3: What's he saying, Can someone tell me what he just said in Moonish
Moonman 1: I'll give it to you in Moonish, It's an intergalactic transmission of secret plans being spread out towards Mercury & Pluto, The Sith are preparing for one thing that's impacting us: Invasion
Scene II: Penguin Habitat (Interior)Edit
John: Jake, you might want to see this
John taps keys, the code appears on the computer, continuing & repeating itself, reading: SERh25a^&(xXZ)@#$!HL2Osc\Sith/SERH2O$@&^*5
Jake: What is it
John: Some extraterrestrial transmission code, I don't know when, how or why it came up, It just suddenly appeared on my radio, I can't decode the message, But my new SSCA can decode it when I bring up the Translation on SETI-related parts of the system
Jake: What's the SSCA
John: It stands for the Science Supercomputer Analyzer, Don't worry, it's not like the W-O-P...
Jake: Oh, I know what other computer you're talking about, That monstrosity nearly destroyed us all
John: (irritated at Jake's comment on the WOPR) It wasn't monstrous, it was a machine that was just learning, just because it was just a giant pile of metal that had no nervous system, filled with artificial intelligence, doesn't mean it didn't have feelings
Jake: Just keep this computer under control, If I find one screw-up made by that tin can, it's going exactly where that pile of metal went last time after the furnace
John: (walks in front of the SSCA, which was right behind them the whole time & holds up his flippers as if he was defending it from Jake) This machine will help us with knowing of any problems in space & mysterys we can't solve, If you want to put it in the Junkyard, fine, but when an alien invasion comes, The SSCA will be pieces & we'll never know till it's too late to act
Scene III: Penguin Habitat (Exterior)Edit
John pops out of the hole
John: Apparently, the aliens locked me out & refuse to let us look into the messages & they kept calling me dumb names such as "Disgusting blue duck", A penguin is black, not blue.
Jake: Gentlemen, Prepare yourselves to go to the moon!
Jack & James gasp
Scene IV: Penguin One RocketEdit
Jake: John, give us the Air Gum
John hands Jake a bag of chewing gum & Jake takes out 4 wads
Jake: Alright, Chew up this gum as much as you can to save your oxygen, This gum will last for 24 hours before we need to take more wads, Alright.
The Penguins chew on the wads, Thin white air drips out of their beaks as they chew
Jake: Alright, Let's blow this popsicle stand!
John prepares the countdown
John: Countdown in T minus 30 seconds, enabling all rocket cannons
John flaps ten switches, the rocket cannons under the rocker start, John inserts & turns a key & Jake inserts the second key & John holds his flipper above the Launch button
John: T minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3...
Jake turns the second key & prepares to hit the second Launch button
John: 2, 1... Launch!
Jake & John tap their buttons, The rocket cannons get ready to launch, Jake & John insert two more keys & turn them, The dynamite under the rocket explodes along with more sticks in the cannons, causing the rocket to fly off to the Moon, James watches as Earth gets smaller & smaller
Scene V: Light Side of the MoonEdit
The Moon grows larger, Suddenly, missiles are launched from the light side, they soon stop.
John: Homing in on a launch site
The Penguins break out of the rocket in battle poses, The Moonmen greet them
Moonman 1: Greetings... Uh, I'm sorry, what are you.
John: We are Penguins, species from the Planet Earth, You speak English
Moonman 2: Technically, we speak Moonish, which by coincidence, is exactly like your language
Jake: Give me intel, Who is your leader
Moonman 1: We have no leader, That's why the Sith decided to invade us.
John: Who is the Sith
Moonman 2: The Sith is the species that live on the Dark Side of the Moon, They have an empire they call the Sith Empire, It's palace is in Mare Nectaris
John: You mean inside the Sea of Nectar on the Dark Side of the Moon
Moonman 1: Apparently, the city name is from the sea it's in
Moonman 2: However, the leader of the Sith, The Sith King refuses to let us into the Dark Side as he forbids us to build an army, if we even build one secret group of members to fight, he'll kill every single Moonman & he only lets the Sith Darkness Police Squads in & out of the Dark Side
Jake: I'd like to have a chat with this ridiculous king & talk some real straight sense into that big brain of his
Scene VI: Dark Side of the MoonEdit
The Penguins are sped across the Dark Side of the Moon to a golden palace lit dimmly in Mare Nectaris, Sith civilians gasp as they pass & the guards escort the Penguins to the king upon hearing their request, The king sat on a high throne with a crown
Sith King: Gah! Stupid, disgusting blue pigeons, Get those dirty ducks out of my sight
John: We are penguins & we are black, not blue & we're not pigeons
Jake: Listen, I want to talk to you
Sith King: Alright, fine, what do you want
Jake: To discuss the code sent through the solar system & the possible threat to the safety of Planet Earth
Sith King: Look, I'm busy dealing with the Moonmen society, I don't have time to mess around, especially with some filthy, disgusting Earth duck
Jake: What was that code
Sith King: The code was a transmission to our friends blockading Mercury to Pluto that we want them to return & shoot down the Moonmen, We are in an official war with them as we are currently fighting with all of our weapons, We plan to destroy our intergalactic neighbors to gain control of the solar system & then, we will rule the galaxy & then, the universe!
Jake: Listen, I'm considering ourselves neutral to your war as I'm not siding with the Moonmen, but if you threatening the safety of my planet, I will join the Moonmen & take up arms against you
Sith King: Ridiculous bird, You can't possibly take up arms against me as you have no weapons as I can see
Jake: Oh yeah, Jack
Jack pulls out several weapons, all to be confiscated by the guards
Sith King: Look, I have a few things I need to do
Jake: Consider this a warning, Take my advice & keep my home planet out of this war & you'll never see or hear from us ever again
Sith King: Why, your not going to stop the most powerful empire on the whole Earth moon system. I suggest you run along now before I call my blood spikers
Jake: Alright, that was your warning & you chose to exceed the limits, now, we are declaring war on you, The next thing that comes at you from Earth will be from us & you'll know that we mean business, (To the other penguins) Let's go!
They leave the palace & walk away, John gives them all a wad of the Air Gum, thin white air leaves their mouths
Scene VII: Penguin One RocketEdit
James waves goodbye to the Moonmen, The rocket blasts off, The Moon grows smaller & smaller, Earth is seen growing larger & larger in the distance from the front of the rocket
Scene VIII: Penguin Habitat (Interior)Edit
Jake is pacing back & forth in front of the others
Jake: Okay, team, I need Sith Assault Options now, John
John: I suggest a full-scale laser attack on the Sith
Jake: Forget it, John, we're sided with the Moonmen, we don't want to accidentally kill a few or we'll become a threat to them just after they kindly brought us to the Sith King
Jack: I have an idea
Jack: How about we reuse those old missile silos we haven't used in years
Jake: Well, I don't know Jack, remember our last recruit team failed to launch & hesitated to turn their keys, I'm not sure if James has the feeling of launching those missiles & besides, those doors are bolted down so no one can get in, But maybe, James, Do you think you can launch those missiles
Jake: Alright, John, I want you to unbolt the silo door & rewire the computers to their original programs, Commence Operation: Sith Be Gone now!
Scene IX: Penguin SiloEdit
John unscrews the bolts to the silo mirror door, The door opens when John turns the keys, He rewires the computers, Jack & James walk up
Jack: We're ready
John: Okay, now, Jake wants you to prove to him you're capable of doing this, therefore, I want you to go in their & do what you're supposed to do, Remember, what happened last time the silo was used.
Jack: Yeah, but that was 8 years ago, before then, James couldn't play even the game Global Thermonuclear War,
James: Jake said I'm lucky we have our discipline safety reports, We can commit some bad problems that our reports cover to keep us safe from ending up in the Lemur jail
John: Now, can we focus on what we're doing here, Jake will be monitoring from my lab on how you two are doing in launching the missiles, he won't see or hear what you say or do, but he'll type his orders into your computers. Now, if both of you or one of you fail to turn your keys at the right time & continue stalling our missiles, Jake will shut this whole operation down. Good night
John walks off to his lab, James & Jack walk into the silo, Jack sits in his chair, James walks over to his
Jack: So, what was that animal on the Dumb Animal Channel you were talking about
James: YouTube's #1 big hit from the 1970's: A lion getting smacked around by an old nana & she wins despite the fact the lion hits her
Jack smiles at the thought while pushing ten white buttons, a small alarm goes off
Jack: I got a red light, James
James: Which one
Jack: Number 8
James: Just give it a thump with your flipper
Jack taps the two red lights, turning on the green light
James: Alarm reset
James taps a key, bringing up the silo camera, showing the golden LGM-25C Titan II Intergalactic ballistic missile, an alarm sounds
John: (through the radio) Sky Birds, This is the Professor with a red-dash alpha message in two parts, break-break, Red-dash alpha
James: (grabbing a launch code notebook) Stand by to copy message
Jack: Standing by
John: Charlie, Peter, Edward, One, Seven, Zero, Four, Thomas, Kite, Silo
The Penguins write the first message down as CPE1704TKS
John: One: Romeo, Oscar, November, Charlie, Tango, Tango, Delta, Lemur
The Penguins write the second message as RONCTTDL
James: I have a valid message, Stand by to authenticate
Jack: I agree with authentication
James & Jack unlock the safe above Jack's computers, They take 2 boxes, they snap their cards out of their plastic containers, Jack & James compare them
James: Enter launch code
Jack: Entering launch code
Jack writes RONCTTDL into Part One & writes CPE1704TKS into Part Two
James: Launch order confirmed
James opens his key box & takes out his key
Jack: Target Selection: Complete, Time on Target Sequence: Complete, Yield Selection: Complete
Computer voice: Begin countdown, T minus 60 seconds
James: Alright, let's do it, insert launch key
They both insert their launch keys
James: Alright, On my mark, rotate launch keys to set, 3, 2, 1, Mark!
James & Jack turn their keys to set
Computer: T minus 50
Scene X: Penguin Missile SiloEdit
The blast doors at the top of the silos open, The LGM-25C Titan II begins whirring
Scene XI: Penguin SiloEdit
Jack: Roger & set
Jack looks at James as he prepares to open the red holders & turn the switches
Jack: Uh, James
Computer: T minus 40
James: Um, enable missiles
Jack: 1 enabled, 2 enabled, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, All missiles enabled
Computer: T minus 20
James: Alright, On my mark, rotate launch keys to launch
Jack: Roger, ready to go to launch
James: 13, 12, 11
The missile silo begins filling up with smoke as the missile prepares to fire
Computer: 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Launch!
Jack & James turn the keys
Scene XII: Penguin Missile SiloEdit
An explosion echoes in the silo as the missiles cannons explode, creating a golden spark
Scene XIII: AtmosphereEdit
The missile flys out to the top of the atmosphere
Scene XIV: SpaceEdit
The missiles fly from the Earth to the Moon, They fly into the dark atmosphere of the Moon's night side
Scene XV: Dark Side of the MoonEdit
The Sith people gasp at the missiles, suddenly, The King appears
Sith King: What in the name of Moon cheese is that
The screen goes to the distance, A small mushroom cloud spurts & dissipates under the lack of oxygen
Sith King: (cleaning himself) This was no attack by the Moonmen, No, we have no technology that destructive, It appears only one group could've done this, Those disgusting Earth ducks, they'll pay, they'll all pay!